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Hogwarts Never Ends

from Songs of English Magic by errandofmercy

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Inspired by the tune "High School Never Ends" by Bowling For Soup.

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Seven years, you’d think for sure
That’s all you’ve got to endure
All the pureblood pricks on their new broomsticks
So superficial, so immature

Then when you graduate
You take a look around and you say HEY WAIT
This is the same as where I just came from
I thought it was over - oh, that’s just great

The Wizarding world is just as bewitched
With whose blood is pure and who caught the Snitch,
Who‘s in the Prophet, who’s in the closet,
Who‘s got the gold and who scored a witch

And I still don’t have the right look
And I don’t have the right friends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends
Hogwarts never ends

Check out the popular kids
You’ll never guess what Bellatrix did
Lucius got caught at a Muggle wig shop
And poor Professor Lupin finally got the chop

And the only thing that matters
Is climbing up that social ladder
Still care about your robes and the broom you ride
Doesn’t matter if you’re sixteen or thirty-five

Lily Evans, she’s the prom queen
James Potter, captain of the Quidditch team
Wormtail, the clown, Padfoot, the quarterback
I’ve seen it all before - I want my money back!

The Wizarding world is just as bewitched
With whose blood is pure and who caught the Snitch,
Who’s undercover Dumbledore’s lover,
Who cast a Dark Mark on the Quidditch pitch

And I still don’t have the right look
And I don’t have the right friends
And I still have to take the same shit I did back then
Hogwarts never ends

The Wizarding world is just as bewitched
With whose blood is pure and who caught the Snitch,
Who‘s in the Prophet, who’s in the closet,
Who‘s got the gold and who scored a witch

And I still don’t have the right look
And I don't have any friends
And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then
Hogwarts never ends
Hogwarts never ends
Here we go again...

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from Songs of English Magic, released December 29, 2015

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errandofmercy Rochester, New York

Errandofmercy is a singer/songwriter/cosplayer from Rochester, NY. Their music is inspired by literature, film, television, and, occasionally, real life. Their fandoms include Harry Potter, Tolkien's works, Star Trek, Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, and many others.

Errand writes, arranges, and produces all their own tracks. Covers or tracks w/borrowed materials are available free of charge. ... more

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